ZooZoo fever still has not abated, I believe. Why? Because the website results show that the maximum searched word to find my posts had something related to ZooZoo. Why not put another interesting post, I thought. I think, therefore I am…a fool!
So, 29 ads hit the screen during the IPL. Not sure if when we will see ZooZoo next. My sympathies especially to girls who find them “sooo cutteeee!!! ” and the ZooZoo fans on FaceBook and just about everyone who is in love with ZooZoo.
I thought why not rate them? Not a bad idea. But 29 ads! Hence I thought of a small mechanism that just makes my life easier. It is no great concept, unfact it is pathetic. But it has helped me piece this post up and it might help you also if you wish.
The steps are as follows
Step No 1 – Copy the 29 titles on MS- Word or write it if you feel like. No issues.
Step No 2 – Mark the ad as Y,N or D. And DO NOT WATCH THE ADS NOW! Its OK if we dont know a couple of them. Lets be honest once in a while. Now, these are the,..uhh.. whatever you call them. Lets say codes!
Y – Yes, I remember the ad. Yeah man! I am good at remembering atleast this.
N- No, I dont remember the ad! How could I forget it! How uncool!
D- Dont exactly remember the ad. I have it in the tip of my brain but cant figure it out. Confused!
Step No 3 – You will have three categories of Y,D and N.
Group them. I guess you did not get it! Dimwit! Group all they Y’s, D’s and N’s together. Remember Birds of a feather flock together.
Step No 4 – This is where you have to wreck your brains more than you thought while getting a valentines gift.
Each ad in the Y category can get 3,4 or 5 points, based on how much you liked the idea.
Each ad in the D category can get only 1 or 2 points based on your re-checking the ad and the preference for them.
Each ad in the N category(Sorry people, hold your breath together!) gets no point! i.e. Zero. C’mon if you
dont remember then it doesnt deserve to get any marks. This might be the ony chance you will ever get to play a teacher and oppress rather than feeling oppressed. What goes around comes around.
Got the hang of it?
Note : A little change of rule, let a little bias creep in. You can rate one of the ads in Y or D category with the maximum i.e 5 marks or the minimum i.e 1 marks ( What? You want to give zero? C’mon, have some mercy on those cute empty headed egg face creatures.)
Step No 5 – Now you have rated all the ads and now categorize them again! Hold on dont lose patience now! Put all the 5’s together, 4’s ,3’s and so on.
Step No 6 – Now what? Now you are the King… or the queen too (scared of feminists these days!). Time to tell me to screw off and say that you know enough to carry on. Way to go!
Rank the similar marks ones according to what you prefer or enjoyed the most. Hey no motherly love here! No giving of same rank to two. And in the end tada! You have your list of 29 ads and their rankings. Feel good about yourself. Man! You are clever. Keep visiting.
Here are my verdict (Verdict!!)on the Vodafone ZooZoo ads.
- Stock Alerts (Y, 5)
- International Roaming (Y, 5)
- Fashion Tips (Y, 5)
- Beauty Alerts (Y, 5)
- Exam Results (Y, 4)
- Group Sms (Y, 4)
- Star Of The Match 2 (Y, 4)
- Bhakti Sagar (Y, 4)
- Call Divert (Y, 4)
- Facebook (Y, 4)
- Background Music (Y, 3)
- Magic Box 2 (Y, 3)
- Busy Message (Y, 3)
- Cricket Commentary (Y, 3)
- Musical Greetings (Y, 3)
- Torch Magic Box (Y, 3)
- Chotta Credit (Y, 3)
- Vodaofne Phone Backup (Y, 3)
- Star Of The Match (D, 2)
- Cricket Alerts (D, 2)
- Magic Box (D, 2)
- Love Guru (D, 2)
- Call Filter (D, 2)
- Voice Sms (N, O)
- Maps (N, O)
- Recharge Online (N, O)
- Ringtones (N, O)
- Email On Vodafone (N, O)
- Games (Y, 1)
Let me know yours too. Atleast the top 5! or the bottom 5! I am not a snob! Suggestions to refine the rankings are welcome!